deaths-dream: asdfjkl; how was i not already following you? >.<

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Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

rrriker:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

greystreetliving:

spooky-tenshi:

reblogthings:

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HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW REBLOGS you people are making me feel so old and I’m really not even an adult yet.

we still have one of these in my house… it doesn’t get used, but we still have it.

Did anyone else have that video that supposedly “cleaned” this thing? When in reality it didn’t do shit.

I use this all the time

I still have one. It’s on the shelf behind me. I don’t even have a TV anymore. I just can’t bear to give it away.

A Day in the Life of a Sexologist: A sexologist's two cents on the 2013 MTV VMAs

sexologist:

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Dear Society,

If you think a woman in a tan vinyl bra and underwear, grabbing her crotch and grinding up on a dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive but you don’t think her dance partner is raunchy, trashy, or offensive as he sings a song about “blurred” lines of consent and…

The Stranger: Certain Doctor Who Phrases and how Olive Garden Customers React: An Experiment Done by a Server

strangeronbakerstreet:

As a server, I did an experiment tonight, I was saying basically only Doctor Who quotes to my tables, some understood, others did not. These are a few of the phrases and people’s reactions:

[When greeting tables] "Oh hello! I’m The Doctor! I am here to help! Look, they gave me a badge with my…

I think my girls and I would probably have a fit, in the best way. Also, dibs.

When your bestfriend is making a presentation at school:

sodamnrelatable:

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This literally looks exactly like my best friend, Orlando. I’d be shocked if it’s not him.

soma-is-dead:

so we have two pregnant cats, and one who just had a litter of kittens.we have too many cats, and too little money.so, helpful tumblr people, i need to get my boys neutered so i don’t have to go through this again.there’s this site - getyourfix.org - where kind and generous people can sponsor a pet that needs, well… to be fixed.here are the pages for my kitties:SummerGhostHavocif you can, i would love someone to sponsor any of my cats. but you can help simply by reblogging this, maybe some who can help will see it!

So, this is friend of mine. It&#8217;s legit, and she is such a great cat-momma.

soma-is-dead:

so we have two pregnant cats, and one who just had a litter of kittens.
we have too many cats, and too little money.
so, helpful tumblr people, i need to get my boys neutered so i don’t have to go through this again.
there’s this site - getyourfix.org - where kind and generous people can sponsor a pet that needs, well… to be fixed.
here are the pages for my kitties:
Summer
Ghost
Havoc
if you can, i would love someone to sponsor any of my cats. but you can help simply by reblogging this, maybe some who can help will see it!

So, this is friend of mine. It’s legit, and she is such a great cat-momma.

ferrymedown:

piercethefuckingsquidgy:

theywillnotforceus:

my bed describes my lifestyle

single

my bed describes my lifestyle

queen.

my bed describes my lifestyle

my mom sold it to some guy she found online named john while I was at school.

Your bed describes your lifestyle. I GAVE IT AWAY. FOR FREE.

formerlyconstantinople:

i-nanity:

societycallsmeugly:

s0methinggay:

joealder:

cancerously:

lovingatyler:

Oh…
So this…WASN’T filmed on…….a soundstage?
Oh.
This is most def creepy as fuck.

sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window
like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU

Welcome.
Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

Dude, mind blown man. 

weird

i think the red one is peeing

so are we just going to ignore the TARDIS on the ridge in the background then?

UM

formerlyconstantinople:

i-nanity:

societycallsmeugly:

s0methinggay:

joealder:

cancerously:

lovingatyler:

Oh…

So this…
WASN’T filmed on…
….a soundstage?

Oh.

This is most def creepy as fuck.

sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window

like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU

Welcome.

Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

Dude, mind blown man. 

weird

i think the red one is peeing

so are we just going to ignore the TARDIS on the ridge in the background then?

UM

setfiretothestreetz:

ciarachimera:

69shadesofgayy:

Is that a girl or a boy? And you smile because today maybe you might just pass. But then you see their eyes register no facial hair, no knot in your throat, no bulge in your pants. They say it again, louder, tauntingly. 

Is that a girl or a boy. This time they know the answer and they just want to see you squirm. 

And you do. 

And they snicker. 


“IT” performed by Kavindu “Kavi” Ade. 

There are no words for the emotions that this video causes. 

I cry every time I watch this.

Literally bawling

SING it.